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Cheeky Ruler Leather Money Clip | Funny Novelty Gag Gift for Him

4.83 store rating · 76 reviews

$44.99

Made to order. Ships in 1-5 business days, tracked worldwide. See the shipping table below.

Tracked worldwide
Hand-stitched to order
30-day returns

It measures. It negotiates. It holds your cash.

A hand-engraved leather money clip with inch markings running down the front, in case the question ever comes up, and the terms of the deal stamped underneath: "No Money, No Pussy". Nobody asked for either feature. Both are there.

The Details

Hand-engraved inch ruler down the front
"No Money, No Pussy" burned into the leather below it
Strong magnetic clip - holds 10+ folded bills
100% genuine leather, hand-stitched, front-pocket sized

Perfect for: bachelor parties, groomsmen, birthdays, Secret Santa, white elephant swaps, and any group chat that has earned it.

Buying for the whole group? Buy 2, get the 3rd free on the groomsmen edition.

Want the pair? Take it as a set with its counterpart and save.

Mature humor - adults only. Not for the easily offended.

Made of genuine cowhide leather.

Full-grain leather. Hand-stitched. Wipe clean with a slightly damp cloth. No soaking, no machine wash.

Free shipping on orders over $199.

Transit time after we ship (add 1-5 business days for making)
Destination	Transit
United States & Canada	7-14 business days
Europe	7-14 business days
Australia, Japan, New Zealand	12-18 business days
Rest of world	10-20 business days

United States: import duty is prepaid. No customs bill at your door.

Germany, Spain and Denmark: import VAT is prepaid with your shipping. Nothing to pay at the door. Orders of $170 or more ship by express courier, and import VAT and duties are collected at delivery.

Other EU countries: import VAT and local post fees are paid at delivery.

Everywhere else: local taxes or duties may be collected by your customs or courier. Details in our Shipping Policy.